Get ready for a night of laughs at my first stand-up comedy showcase! Gluten Free Comedy presents an evening of hilarious acts that you won’t want to miss.
My Debut on Stage: A Gluten-Free Comedy Showcase
Attendees at the stand-up comedy showcase were treated to a raw and unfiltered performance from the comedian. With a warning that the content was not suitable for a PG audience, the comedian took the stage to discuss topics such as women’s humor, motherhood, Lyme disease awareness, and the healing power of laughter in the face of trauma.
The comedian’s unique style of gluten-free comedy resonated with the audience, who were encouraged to bring headphones for an immersive experience. Despite the heavy subject matter, the comedian used humor as a tool to connect with the audience and shed light on important issues in a lighthearted way.
Breaking the Mold: A Comedy Revolution with Gluten Free Comedy
oh my gosh you guys are too kind here we go so I was a girl with daddy issues women who date older men are often said to have Daddy Issues we’ve all heard that term right right funny thing happened this last year I spent a little time separated from my husband.
And I seem to have attracted a lot of attention of younger men there’s a term for that too do you know what it is no that’s when I go Pride I I proud them this is they were coming after me it’s called knowing what’s up so with the daddy issues often comes trauma and Trauma to comedians is like gold it’s like having a winning hand at.
Poker I see the verbal abuse of your first grade bully and I’ll raise you my mother divorcing my dad for his brother oh no I they were awfully productive anybody else here have sister cousins boom I win Royal flesh a lot of therapy so with the trauma and the daddy issues can anybody guess what was next.
For me I became a stripper that’s right yall know what the recipe used to make a stripper don’t you two parts daddy issues one part shitty self-esteem with the sprinkle of used to be a fat kid turned smoking hot for senior year I was doing it to put myself through.
School killing myself learning how to dance in those horrible heels being objectified by those pervy men and these days yoga moms and Lululemon pants are doing it because Pilates was full look at you and you’re too supportive parents stripper appropriation is no joke.
People twerking glitter C dancing those are my people’s things stop robbing from my culture and instagramming it oh I used to get swe chain back in the day for being a stripper life can really change you one day you can go from grinding on a lap and a thong for $20 to judging someone for wearing an off.
The shoulder shirt my God how much attention does she need anyway I think jaded ex strippers become Karen’s yes no I’m I’m G to stop calling people Karens including my inner critic who I used to call Karen I don’t want to on women anymore instead I’m going to call him Stan so when he’s acting up I can say shut up.
Stan go sit down Stan if I was a stripper these days I’d be such a stand only 100% cotton for this my 6-in stripper heels would have an arch support and my cute little bra blant is now a bra that has four straps and to open requires a locks SPI back in the day I wouldn’t think.
Twice about doing a line of coke off another stripper’s ass these days you offer me tap water in a plastic cup and my head explodes gross get your together people the old me would kick the new me’s ass the new me has way better Insurance sometimes I miss being a.
Stripper the loud music the pretty clothes being announced next on stage two wearing her Orthotics granny panties and her readers newly sober it’s he sometimes I feel like a stripper sleeper agent and I never know where I’m going to be when I get activated by a certain.
Song I could be in a grocery store and living Lavita locco comes on and all of a sudden I’m swinging a bag of organic cashew over my head pop for some Ste cents sometimes I like to play a little game I call I see extrav that woman in Whole Foods who’s.
Bent over a little too long picking up a cassava flow re her stamp I see you you get the glimpse of your grandmother’s nipple piercing underneath her blouse hey girl we walk among you in clear heels of course this this is way harder than being a stripper I swear to God I’d rather stand up here and take off my.
Cloes and to try to make you laugh people of you stand up are insane that’s what happened to you I know what you’re thinking she used to be a St I know I’m rocking a little thicker B these days but you know back in the evil times only the wealthy could afford to be overweight yeah bab so I’m not fat I’m.
Rich next year I’m considering giving myself gout now that’s a baller move as a functional practitioner who overcame 27 years of undiagnosed L disease my brain was massively infring I was gaset my whole life I would scream I’m not crazy and they would say that’s what a crazy person would say I want to start a new movement I want to stop.
Calling people crazy instead I want to say your brain inflammation is showing you remember that song Back in the Day insane in mem I to change the lyrics to say inflamed in the brain the struggle is real people be kind to one another and ask your doctor if dating a younger man is right for.
You a great everybody by the way uh
