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Comedy and Celiac: Derrick Stroup’s Hilarious Take on Gluten-Free Living
Derrick Stroup shares his hilarious take on his frustrations with hikers, dog owners, and hipsters in this stand-up comedy set. His witty commentary on these everyday encounters will have you laughing out loud and nodding in agreement. Comedy Central Stand-Up features the freshest voices in comedy, giving you extended stand-up sets that are a must-watch for any fan of comedy.
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Poodles, Paleo, and Punchlines: A Gluten-Free Comedy Adventure with Derrick Stroup
I’m not from around here I uh I’m originally from Alabama I moved to Denver nine years ago to experience real time travel um so that’s been interesting I mean living there is is a little bit of a different world you know the things that they’re into the things that they enjoy they love to go hiking which is you know to me it’s hard for me.
To get into walk around the woods for three hours listen for a woodpecker it just doesn’t do it for me and and the problem that I have with it is I just feel like especially first or second date should not be hiking that makes you a psychopath it does you’re going to walk three miles into the woods and learn.
That Trevor is a bunker boy you’re hanging out with a guy that surfs the black market now what are you going to do take off running that’s Trevor’s favorite okay you’ve made a mistake I don’t understand this and that’s the way it is in Colorado these crunchy folks they just want to walk around the woods you know the moons in retrograde they’re.
They’re in a Subaru just really feeling it I mean listen if anybody Tak makes you on a date hiking on the first or second date that’s the brokest person you’ve ever met they don’t have any money don’t let them get away with this they’re trying to really get you they’re going to go on a walk in the woods skip some rocks if they had some money they’d.
Be showing out you know you’d be at a Chili’s right now you know what I mean getting one of those big Margaritas you know that have four straws but there’s only two of us let’s have an afternoon you know it’s different trying to get used to it there’s just so many things that are different you know.
Like moving out there I’d never seen anybody pick up dog till I moved to Denver I didn’t even know people were doing it where I’m from we just run over it with a lawn mower till we can’t find it anymore I never dreamed I’d see so many people so excited I mean as soon as it hits the ground that’s theirs and I mean y’all know HOA don’t play you know.
What I mean and I can tell it’s a good time cuz they start to spin that bag a little bit you know that’s different to me that’s different I think it’s great you know dogs are super popular you know it’s Denver La I see them everywhere and I think rescuing dogs is a great thing but I never knew it was such a big deal.
When you live out in the country that’s the only way we get ours it is if a dog sits in your yard for too long without a collar on that’s your dog it’s not a ticket to heaven or a Facebook post you just got yourself your third mixed Lab you know and I feel like we earn ours out in the country out in.
An open field trying to Wrangle in a weeny dog it’s not easy you know not every dog wants to hop in every truck some of them are trying to go home you know what I mean but I feel like people in the city they make a big deal out of rescuing dogs and they’ve got it the easiest they go to an animal shelter take a.
Compatibility test the dog Scorpio they can’t believe that you know they’ve been hoping all week for a gluten-free poodle look at this you know whole family can pet it you know just a different world out there I’m getting used to it I’m a cat guy y’all would have never guessed that yeah that’s the that’s the loudest response.
That that’s not real cat people real cat people just went like this just very quiet it took all the energy a cat person has to be here tonight they didn’t want to come out at all their friends forced them to be cat people people don’t yell like that they send emails you know after the show they’re like Derek it’s so exciting that you’re.
A cat person I have seven how many do you have I’m like damn Katherine I can smell the piss through the keyboard you know I’ve just got one I’m a normal guy you know I’m a normal guy I don’t know I like living in Denver I talk about it on stage a good bit there’s a lot of hipsters there and I don’t have a.
Problem with hipsters they’re some very nice people you know the real issue that I’ve got here I feel like is that hipsters are trying to take Dairy from us okay they are that’s the only real issue I have and some of y’all have fallen for it you know they’ve convinced y’all if you drink a glass of milk and take a you got a bad butt on you so.
I got to go around and remind everybody that Dairy is in fact a consequence product okay a dabad doya and listen if you’re if you’re lactose intolerant or you got a stomach disease I’m not talking to you someone fold your arms all right this is for the 95% of the room that’s going to eat three bowls of cereal and go dair’s being mean to.
Me no you did it to yourself the problem we have with dairy is it holds us accountable we hate accountability nobody ever has a long night with dairy and then sleeps till noon it doesn’t exist Dairy shows up early there’s two things in this world that are Abus used and blame the most alcohol and dairy we love to take it to.
The limits and go I can’t believe that did that to me no I can’t believe it treated me like that now that is that they people do it with tequila they go tequila makes me fight tequila it’s like no it doesn’t Randy you had 11 shots and now you hate us tequila didn’t do about this it’s the same thing with dairy nobody’s.
Ever put a a dab of dairy like on the on their lip and lost their underwear it was from negligence you got carried away and you made a mistake and now you’re paying for it it’s a hard lesson to learn and everybody’s tolerance is different with dairy that makes it tough you got to go find out on your own what’s too much for.
You you do it’s your own personal Journey nobody’s at a Mexican restaurant look at at a menu going hey do these nachos make you your pants because cuz if they do I won’t order them you know no Teresa you’re going to have to do some field work okay you’re going to have to go and and report back to camp and tell us what.
Happened you know and that makes it tough on people it really does I’ll tell you the other night I made the biggest mistake I ate a pint of ice cream before I went to bed y’all already know my final thought before I closed my eyes tomorrow we go to war oh already knew I was like sleep.
Tight Trojan you’ve made a huge mistake I mean you’ve got a big one tomorrow you know cuz I knew Darry wasn’t going to let me sleep in derry’s going to show up at about 4:00 a.m. it first question is going to be who do you think you are no look at me who do you think you are and that’s just Dairy shooting you straight.
You know telling you the truth it’s the dairy fairy you know and dairy likes to show up like I said 4:00 a.m. it’s still dark outside your house is way colder than it should be you know you’re sitting there shivering you’ve already seen this Instagram already and there you are you’re earning it and you’re going to be better for.
This I mean I break it down like this for people I would never go to Taco Bell eat six burritos come out of the bathroom afterwards look at y’all and go hey everybody I am so allergic the six burritos from Taco Bell I don’t know if it was the third or fourth one but I had a hell of a reaction thank you so much y’all I appreciate.
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