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Humorous Takes on Minnesota Life, Gluten-Free Choices, and Taco Bell Adventures!

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Midwest Mirth: Tacos, Tummy Troubles, and the Land of 10,000 Laughs!

Okay let’s go I’ll just be right back here you only need one so you okay the smoke is going that way right so I all right guys so I’m actually going to do some stand up comedy for you guys.

So these are really dry jokes so I don’t know if these going to go go well or bomb but I’ll do my best so here are some jokes about Minneapolis which soda which small drink is a favorite wait which small drink is the favorite of Minneapolis residents minis.

Soda I ordered a soft drink in Minneapolis and couldn’t believe how small it was guess that’s why it’s called minis soda what do you call a cop who talks a lot wa what do you call a cop who talks a lot in Minnesota in Minneapolis mini Gap police all right um okay all right have.

You heard about the woman who was fine $500 for bringing an apple back for with her from France true story she uh she says she accidentally put the Apple in her bag on the flight from Paris to Minneapolis and completely forgot about it until she caught about caught by custom agents apparently she was charged with.

Harboring a fuga TI think it’s I brought an apple from the US all right so these are some this top next topic is uh gluten-free jokes the only thing sadder than a gluten-free funeral is a flowerless grave I heard some AZ in the onit that’s.

Not a good sign all right so this this is a person that goes to a this is a person that goes to a restaurant that’s really a tight lad oh hey um we uh we can’t eat dairy eggs meat gluten or nuts what do you recommend waitress out oh man those people take me off where oh I’m the glutenfree person.

I’m just like hi I really like this stuff oh you know I can’t e that you know you know just like just oh shut up Charlie ring a moment oh man I like this cake I can’t have gluten shut up I’m trying tojoy my cake all right I’ve been beinge this lady who’s gluten-free problem is we go to a.

Dell and she ask do you want to split a sandwich I say sure then I’m just left with the bread I thought I was what nut is not glutenfree a donut how do you get a hipster to stop smoking tell them that the cigarettes aren’t gluten-free.

Yeah this is way better crowd than wos wo would be like one person looks at them like oh ha ha ha get a job you loser all right um I finally found a recipe that is gluten-free fat free dairy free and contains no sugar it’s a breath of fresh air could you buy something could you.

Buy something for lunch please sure thing how about gluten it’s free I went on a gluten-free diet because I was experiencing constant anches and it actually worked clearly migraines were the issue this is the best one dad got us with a gluten-free joke.

Today my stepmom was talking about how horrible is that it is to be gluten intolerant and was grateful when she said well at least I don’t have celx disease to which my dad said oh I have celx disease I ex silly all the time all right all right so I’m really um I’m.

Really into really reading terrible hilarious like for hilarious like reviews from like restaurants and so one I thought be the best place is Taco Bell so all right so this is from Grand Rapids Minnesota and this is John Steiner and he says I have not eat there my son live by there I you say John oh I said it’s is.

Bad spelling saying I have not eat there my son lived by there this has nothing to do with Taco Bell someone threw a nice chunk at my car this is a good one tasted good but my toilet hated me does Run for the Border me in the toilet this is from gr roor Forks North.

Dakota mama told me son if you can’t say nothing go I about the food just shut up okay mama boy these are real reviews too absolute rubbish my tacos are cold soggy and falling apart looks like they took the tacos out of the dumpster to serve me these.

Are these are Taco Bell jokes how does a Christian share the gospel at Taco Bell they say let’s Taco Bell Jesus okay I kind of v why doesn’t Taco Bell have a playground because it’s hard to have fun when you might poop your pants Timmy not again stop eating the fajitas for God’s.

Sakes this is a good one what do you what do you do after you’re placing an order at Taco Bell look at the cashier in the eyes and say remember we’ve never had this conversation there was a taco and some nachos the T the nacho was sad that the taco said want to talk about it and then.

The nacho said nacho business okay nacho all right your mom is so fat her blood type is Taco Bell okay oh this is the last good one this is from the greeney Witchy Woman and she said there’re out a d Mountain Dew like always yes because D Mountain Dew is always a great choice to cut the collors.

When you consume 12 cheesey C D and once sitting does a green ey Witchy Woman every time wa does a green does the does she turn into a greeney Witchy Woman every time she turns into drinks a DI Mount to do and then uses her superpower to being to being a green and mean Karen to complain the about the nose picking booger eating Taco Bell staff about the.

Food not being authentic Mexican Cuisine all right um fun okay so the state fair is coming up yep so this is my impersonation of a overweight a guy just tired with their kids and just like enough and just like guys I’m just just stop it all right that bombed never mind do one more and then we’re going to.

Do some campire songs all right well all right that’s all I got guys thank you so much that awesome job’s the phone okay shoot